My name is Nigel

July 2000

Fun stuff

Downtime

Sorry everybody, mein hosts, Fasthosts have completely destroyed everything that was on their servers. We have not been able to access anything for three days and that is why you have not been able to upload anything new or look at any of the pages. It looks as though today they have restored all the files so once again things have disappeared. Anyway at least we are back to normal, until the next time!

Schooldays.

Who the hell are these lot!? If you recognise yourself then: please email me at EMAIL I know a few of the people but my memory is like Swiss cheese and 90% of te people I can't remeber. Clue the picture was taken circa 1969 at Stamford Park School, Hale, Cheshire.

Why not go to www.shoes.co.uk and enter the free competition to win a pair of his 'n' hers Enduro trainers!! The competition is completely free to enter so why not.

Heatwave

It's hot today, very hot, for the North of England today so watch out for sunburn, and beacause I'm such a sensible bloke here are some tips for the weekend in the sun.
1. Don't bother going to the beaches in England because they are covered in rubbish and sewerage, it will make you ill.
2. Don't even think of getting in the car because every other motherfucker in the country is doing the same and you will sit in a traffic jam for the best part of the day, arguing with the wife and kids until your blood pressure goes sky high, real brain haemmorhage time!
3. If you do sit out in the sun then make sure you take care of yourself, you don't want to get skin cancer do you!? read this and you should be OK, otherwise you are going to end up looking like a lobster,

ha ha ha!, keep applying the cream. The worst should be over in 48 hours if you haven,t got sunstroke and died.

Mad Americans

There is this guy in the US that has this single minded desire to get athletes foot, in my opinion he is a bloody idiot. His web site is known as 'Stinky Feet', if you can stomach the pictures then good luck to you. There seems to be nothing that these guys won't do to get noticed!.
Have a look at another idiot who decided to throw a load of raw meat over his neighbour's fence along with a million maggots!, His site is called Stinky Meat he's taken some lovely timelapse pictures of the meat in various stages of decompostion.

Free Competitions

Take a look at this Competition site it is a summary of a load of competitions being run at the moment with all the prizes listed. From here you can enter all of the competitions from £1000,000 (virtually impossible to win!) to PC's , Kowasaki motor bikes etc etc. Definitely worth visiting.

Various stuff

I've been searching the web trying to find pictures of old and new Coronation street characters. I came across some old pictures of the Corrie cast and posted them on my newest web site Weatherfield.co.uk It is a really simple site but who knows with such a great URL I could develop anything :o).

A friend of mine emailed this short video, I think it is really funny and worthy of the download click HERE to watch the mpeg, it should take less than five minutes. (You can also right click and 'save target as').

Have you ever had as BAD a day in the office as this guy?. I think that something definitely upset him. I don't think that even I in my normal stressed state have been as bad as this but then we're all different aren't we?!

Question How d'you turn a dog in to a fox??
Answer Drink six beers!,

I love the League of gentlemen probably the funniest programme on television ever, I've put together a few pics and clips of my favourite character Papa Lazarou. He is the spooky circus ringmaster with the 'Black and white minstrels' face. In my opinion the scariest and funniest character ever to appear on TV.

Its just the way he speaks that gets me laughing. There is one other really funny character, the 'girl' that goes for the audition and asks for a bottle of orange juice. Completely mad and funny as hell!
At the moment I have this image in my head of Bingo from the Banana Splits and Billie Piper the new pop sensation. Separated at birth or what?!

Above with the rest of the Banana Splits, Billie, the one with the teeth in the middle, Below Bingo the new pop sensation.

Also here is a picture of that moley tennis babe Yelena Dokic, She was a bit cold playing at Wimbledon that day despite the 70 degree heat!, I caught her just after a big 'swing' She lost anyway which I'm quite glad about as the Williams sisters are much better arn't they! I'm not really a fan of tennis but just seeing these williams sisters play was amazing.