You have to see this video it is one of the funniest clips I have ever seen, basically this man chooses a quiet spot in the countryside to drop his pants and "go to the toilet" along comes a stray donkey who has other ideas!

I've been away in Italy for a few days, just got back this morning. Welcome to the start of my August bollocks. I've got this image in my head of a couple of lookalikes and thought that I would share it with you as the last one went down so well.

Here is a picture of that fine young actor Bez. This was taken before he joined that seminal dance outfit the Happy Mondays, note that the famous maracas are just out of view. Cited by Anthony (Tony, I'll speak like a Manc when I want to!) Wilson as probably the greatest poet of the 20th century, Sean Ryder is now touring with the band to pay off a few debts, probably. Bez of course continues to do what he is good at, being Bez. This actual picture was taken during Bez's brief flirtation with 'Jungle' a dance form that was to reign supreme just ten years after he appeared on the scene. As you can see he was snapped just after some evil snake had administerd his favourite drug.

Here is a picture of that talented old salt Mowgli, that is pronounced Mo-W-Glee. This picture was taken just after the fine young dancer was recovering from an obsessive compulsive disorder involving butternut squash.' If he wasn't trying to ram them up his !"$%^&& he was boiling them in water and serving them with his sausages ' said one close friend and observer . Mo-W-Glee was originally an actor starring in such boyhood classics as The Jungle Book and Reefer Madness, an information film made in the 50s for the DEA.

Who the hell are these lot!?