Nigel Clones

	Firstly Ron Dixon from that famous soap opera Brookside. Obviously he is far older than me and he's a scouser which of course I am not. He's not a perfect match 'cos my chins bigger than his but be that as it may I have been accused of looking like him
	Next and this is one that I really hate, Bob Mills from 'In be with medinner' He is a lot fatter than me and to be honest I don't like him one bit, he's big arrogant and simply unfunny. Yes his show is completely unfunny and the soon that programme makers accept this then the better. Anyhow he is here because he looks a little like me. Clearly I don't like the fact tho'
	Next up, Paul Heaton, the lead singer from that very successful band ,The beautiful South. Not a bad choice this one , top bloke, crap singer, very rich and more than a passing resemblance to me. He even has the dimple in his chin. I saw a photo of him in Q magazine once and the simillarity was plain spooky!
	There were a couple of guys that came up from London to see my brother Ian, One night we went out for a curry and they couldn't stop going on how I looked like Quentin Tarantino. Evry five minutes, 'Look it's Quentin Tarantino'! Now this doesn'y bother me that much as the man is talented and rich. His films are instant classics, Pulp Fiction being one of my favourite films ever. Not a bad choice.
	Finally I have often been compared in looks to Robin Williams. I don't mind this really as he is pretty funny, maybe a bit smaltzy in some of the stuff that he does. Again he is rich and famous which I can aspire to. He is Jewish tho' which I am not. Now I've given you all the clues you have to guess exactly what I look like. If you made a composite of all of the above pictures you would get pretty close!

Just as a treat here is a short video of me performing the famous eye rolling trick, a little self indulgent yes but so what its my site and I can do what I want!....... Video

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