December 27th
Celebrity Teeth
Obviously I have more time on my hands than ususl hence the following piece on FALSE TEETH! How many vain television personalities, performers, actors and presenters have had thier teeth done?, well I'll tell you, thousands. I've just seen Carol Vorderman on Countdown and she looks bloody awful. It costs about £20,000 to get a new set of teeth and what do they do?, they glue porcelain veneers to the front of your old teeth!, urrghhh imagine how that would feel in your mouth.
Not only that see how the whole top lip is pushed outwards! and these 'celebrity' cock heads think it makes them look better. Jeremy Clarkson was right when he said that in the future when they are trying to identify people from their dentures these people will all be mistaken for Victoria Beckham.
With Victoria Beckham for instance see how they used to look, very attractive and a little bit cheeky!, then in pic 3 the new veneers push them too far forward so that without a smile she has bucked teeth. Pic 4 is thn ew teeth in all thier straightened shining glory, gnash gnash.
 1. Victoria Beckham Original |
 2. Victoria Beckham Whiter |
 3. Victoria Beckham Newer |
 4. Victoria Beckham The whole hog!, come here I'll bite yer face off! |
 1. Carol Vorderman Sweet Original |
 2. Carol Vorderman 'Two front teeth' |
 3. Carol Vorderman Nice version |
 4. Carol Vorderman Hollywood Version!!!! YUK! |
 1. David Bowie Pre Glam teeth |
 2. David Bowie Straighter whiter |
 3. David Bowie Character teeth |
 4. David Bowie Hollywood Teeth! |
December 26th
Well thats another Chistmas day over, I was asleep by 9pm and went to
bed at about 12.15 having drank far to much white wine! Here is the video
from yesterday which should stream OK in Windows Media Player. I hope
you had a great Christmas and Happy New Year!
December 23rd
Well it was the Railway Christmas part on Wednesday night, (The 22nd) and here is Ian Carr singing Angels, the Robbie Williams song. This file is over 13 meg so if you have a slow connection please be prepared to wait. The video was taken at 1.09 am, so Eddy is well pissed by this point. For those of you who do'nt know Ed is a partner in Danilos and can often be seen behind the scenes cooking up some balla pasta!
December 18th
Hey its nearly Christmas! and I though I would put up some new lookalikes to celebrate the season and to remind us all of the abhorent cockheads who have darkened our lives and our television screens during 2006, so welcome to niggle's new lookalikes, I thnak you. :O)
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An Old Boot
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Camilla hueurggh!
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The Devil
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Bleurghh
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November 17th 2005
This is the video of Baz Gallagher performing to
Pretty Vacant in the vault of the Railway. He is on a bender as you can
see! This is now in wmv format so will play in any player.
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August 28 2005
Well its a funny old world, I went up the hill the other day. By 'the hill' I mean the Bickerton Hills in Cheshire where my Grandad used to live. We walked up to find the 'Slars' which is an area of sloping sandstone which is deeply grooved. Some say its because of the action of water trickling over it, others say its from ancient glacial action. Anyway, I refound them after about five years.
They are heavily carved with graffitti, peoples initials and carvings of naked women, very funny. I found two carvings of a 'K. Black', one from 1971 and the other from Christmas day 1974. I then went to Brown knowl Methodist chapel where my mum is buried and found what I believ to be his gravestone. Richard Black, his Grandfather was an uncle of mum's.
The Slars
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K Black's graffitti from 1971
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K Black's graffitti from 1974 |
His (I'm pretty sure) Grave Stone
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May 2005
Well its been a while and my site is nearly 5 years old. Its just that I don't have the time to update it like I should. Its 'cos I'm too busy working! which incidently I hate with a passion and as soon as I can I am going to stop.