Monday December 22

Well if you followed my advice below you will have missed the worst of the big drops that have dogged the stock market since June 2008. If you had bought gold you would be riding high!

If you didn't then may I suggest there is still time and probably the best way to invest in the shiny yellow metal is at www.bullionvault.com. Just my opinion as ever. I have.

If you had done NOTHING you would be looking at around about a 30% loss! probably more if you are in shit performing funds. If you had bought Gold you would be looking at a 25% rise. So the 'real' gain ie the % higher than now would be in the region of 90% (6500+25%=8175 vs 4200!) Ha ha ha! :O)

So who just fucking ignored it and prayed?, who thought 'oh it will come back' well my fucking financial advisor for one!, did I listen, no I didn't and thats why all my ISAs and Pensions are in Cash!, not all in gold, well some gold, some silver, but not on the bloody stock market.

FTSE 6 Months

GOLD in Sterling: GBP

Gold price chart by BullionVault.com - Click for live prices

Saturday 7th June

Sell sell sell, it does not matter where you are in The UK or Europe sell shares like there is no tomorrow, buy gold bullion or buy safe,,,,whatever protect yourself because its gonna get UGLY!!!!!

If you think, 'oh prices have fallen they will come back'...well they won't! anywhere near, and we will be looking at devastation believe me.

My god buy gold coins!

Friday 25th April

Saturday 2nd Feb

I am not sure if its OK to say this but does anyone find Lenny Henry funny?, I reckon that the last time he was funny was when he auditioned on New Faces in the 70s. (or Maybe bits of Tiswas?) He has this bloody awful TV show showing the sort of clips that may raise the occasional smile from a passed on video from an office email, but that's about as far as it goes.

Lenny, GIVE UP!, your vain attempt to try and 'seem' funny by association is just tortuous!

My God!, If you really do find Lenny funny tho' you can wear his face on a T shirt!

http://www.lennyhenry.com/shop/Default.asp?cookiecheck=yes&

Now his wife, Dawn French, is a different matter, she has nearly always been funny, and Jennifer Saunders is maturing nicely too! :O)

January 29th

Saving Youtube videos on your computer! then saving the soundtrack and putting on your Ipod - How cool is this! (Also Google Video and a few others!)

It is really simple to do this:

1. Go and download a program called 'Save2PClite' you can find this here: www.sav2pc.com - The program is completly FREE, It contains absolutely NO ADWARE, NO SPYWARE, NO REGISTRATION, NO POPUPS, NO MALWARE or other unwanted software.
2. Go to the video you want and copy the URL, then run the program and paste this in to the window, select your output folder and hit 'start'
3. The green line will go from left to right changing colour until it is 100% done:

You can now rip the soundtrack off the video which is just brilliant. I mean you will need to check with the copyright holder if this is legal or not right! but lets assume it is, then just go get a program called AoA Audio Extractor from here: http://www.aoamedia.com/

5. Now run this program which once again is absolutely free and bug free. and select 'add a file' from the location of the video file you saved above.

6. Specify the location and hit start, this works really quickly and will save your file as an MP3, WAV or AC3

7 Then locate the file and copy it in to iTunes and it can then be put on your Iopd. Good eh! :O)

January 28th

I have moved the DJdickstands page to the link at the top of the panel on the left, I found that while the page had taken over the home page I was concentrating solely on that and ignoring the other stuff that flies around my head, like, why do some peoples' mouths water when someone farts?, why does my mouth water when I'm filling the car up with petrol? it must be some organic stuff going on, hey ho!

Asylum Seekers:
I was reading in the paper about 'Asylum Seekers' entering britain through any means they could and I want peope to undestand one thing:

Just because they are trying desperately to get in to Britain doesn't mean that they are criminals. In most cases they are just like you and me, you, me and our kids, you me and our babies. The Daily Express waste a lot of paper branding them as outcasts, but they are mostly ordinary families looking for a better life. I am not saying 'open the gates' and let anyone in, although Gordon Brown has done a pretty good job on that front. But I am saying, 'treat them with respect'.

I am with Morrissey on the whole issue of England losing its Englishness, when I walk down Oxford street in London its actaully rare to hear an English voice, and they are not all tourists. I think that any future tolerance of immigration should be carefully controlled. And no I am not a fucking racist!

Lookalikes!:
Anyway enough of that here is a lookalike I thought of the other day, I was watching Never Mind The Buzzcocks, doesn't KT Tunstall look like Lillian from Shameless when she's got her glasses on?!