November 2000
Benny Hill
| What have I been doing neglecting my little site?, well I'll tell you, WORKING MY BOLLOCKS OFF. Anyway I'm missing that big titted bird off 'Show me the money' so to cheer myself up here is a picture I snapped off the net! |  |
October2000
| Who's this hunk?, Universal Studios 1989!. Well actually one of those photo booths where you can be anyone you want to be. Good idea taking the moustache off wasn't it! |  |
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Oh dear, just click on the sweet little pussies on the left and play the cats game. Take aim and fire!, and for their sakes hope that you hit the target otherwise you'll make a bit of a mess with their insides! |
Take a look at this web site The face generator I found it on the Stile Project , one of the strangest sites I've ever visited and full of the weird and wonderful!. Face generator lets you morph faces, great fun for a while.
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Why don't they make alcoholic milk? Far better to buy Budweiser the king of beers the only trouble is I really can't stand the new advert, it just bloody irritates me! Those idiots slurring down the phone at each other make me want to twat 'em. I vote we kill 'em here at assassin.com, set up a new mission today! |
Oh fuck!, now I'm in trouble, it seems that the NME didn't like my letter which I really hoped would become letter of the week. Take a look here, It involves my views on the MOBO awards which I find racist and unacceptable.
Unfortunately they didn't get the irony in which I wrapped up my sentiment and seem to have got the wrong end of the stick. The point is that I am against the MOBO awards because they are racist. No one would condone a MOWO award as they would consider it racist/fascist, so how can the proponents of MOBO get away with it?. Of course nearly all modern music has been influenced by black origins (as well as Debussy for inventing syncopation!). So how can it be cleaved off in this way?.
For the record I love reggae and R&B, my letter was a swing at hypocrisy and not an attack on any of the winners. My belief is that only a totally integrated awards ceremony is acceptable and to separate them like this is irresponsible and dangerous.
If you want to rant at me or if you agree with me send me an email, oh and don't forget to tell John Mulvey what a tosser he is!