Try this artificial intelligence game at twenty questions. You have to think of an object and see if the computer can guess what it is. A nice one to wile away a Sunday afternoon. BTW it failed to guess what a plastic lemonade bottle was!.
D'you know what I really hate? downright fucking hipocrisy!. How can anyone justify a MOBO award ceremony? (Music of a Black Origin). Modern thinking demands that all races are treated equally in the community , a view that I wholeheartedly agree with. How then can anyone allow such a racist love fest to take place?. Talk about rank hipocrisy!. I find the whole event utterly tasteless and disgusting and hereby announce the upcoming event 'MOWO' (Music of a White Origin). The categories are:
1. English Music Hall (Where's me washboard!)
2. British Psychedelia (Arnold Lane/Nirvana/Dante's Chariot)
3. Icelandic folk (Early Bjork)
4. German Bierkeller thigh slapping knees up music (Hitler's favourite)
5. Jewish Laments (Think 'wailing Wall)
6. Irish/Scottish/English Folk (Caileigh/Billy Connelly?/Kevin Ayers/Oyster Band)
7. Anything by Henry the Eighth (Other than Greensleaves!)
8. Hymns! (And did those feet......../Edward Elgar)
Get your voting in now, and let's show these idiots the power of music of a white origin and how it has changed the world. Without it there would be no Albion Dance band, no Mary Hopkins and no Jerusalem! This is something I feel very strongly about so join me now in denouncing this sick shite-fest.
Try this card trick It really is ridiculous some people take longer than others !
Oh no Christmas is coming!, better start stocking up on those presents now before the shops start running out! This on-line shop has got plenty of really intersting gadgets, the Casio wrist camera is top take a look at www.boysstuff.co.uk I shouldnt be so charitable to them really they seem to charge more when delivering from the net site than they do from their magazine adverts. Antway I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt because they have such a big range of interesting stuff.
When the snowman brings the snow, when the snowman brings the snow.......................
Thank god that bloody awful Big Brother is finishing at the end of the week. arn't you just sick to the back teeth of the whole lot of them. To think that they will immediately become media stars is horrendous!. The awful Caroline, Nichola and Nick et al leave me cold. I hope they all end their days washed up alcoholics, no-one deserves to benefit from such a tat game show.
Remember Emo Philips? The funny American geek with the long hair, I'd forgotten just how funny this man could be!. quote:
Judge: Emo?
Emo: Yes.
Judge: Emo Philips?
Emo: Yes.Judge: You're Emo Philips.
Emo: Well why don't you just keep adding a word until your brain explodes!
Find more qutes from the great man HERE and visit Humour Today for more of the same and a lot more comedy etc. A good site for wiling away the hours and to cheer you up. Why not go to http://www,shoes.co.uk/ and enter the free competition to win a pair of his 'n' hers Hi-Tec hikers trainers!! The competition is completely free to enter so why not?.