December 27th

Celebrity Teeth

Obviously I have more time on my hands than ususl hence the following piece on FALSE TEETH! How many vain television personalities, performers, actors and presenters have had thier teeth done?, well I'll tell you, thousands. I've just seen Carol Vorderman on Countdown and she looks bloody awful. It costs about £20,000 to get a new set of teeth and what do they do?, they glue porcelain veneers to the front of your old teeth!, urrghhh imagine how that would feel in your mouth.

Not only that see how the whole top lip is pushed outwards! and these 'celebrity' cock heads think it makes them look better. Jeremy Clarkson was right when he said that in the future when they are trying to identify people from their dentures these people will all be mistaken for Victoria Beckham.

With Victoria Beckham for instance see how they used to look, very attractive and a little bit cheeky!, then in pic 3 the new veneers push them too far forward so that without a smile she has bucked teeth. Pic 4 is thn ew teeth in all thier straightened shining glory, gnash gnash.

1. Victoria Beckham Original	2. Victoria Beckham Whiter
3. Victoria Beckham Newer	4. Victoria Beckham The whole hog!, come here I'll bite yer face off!
1. Carol Vorderman Sweet Original	2. Carol Vorderman 'Two front teeth'
3. Carol Vorderman Nice version	4. Carol Vorderman Hollywood Version!!!! YUK!
1. David Bowie Pre Glam teeth	2. David Bowie Straighter whiter
3. David Bowie Character teeth	4. David Bowie Hollywood Teeth!